Tall Woman

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My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters
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I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither
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I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus
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So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress
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    I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of
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    This addiction got me stricken to my knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger
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    Once bitten, you're smitten, no kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her
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Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey


[Interlude]
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[Pre-Chorus]
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I would never try to objectify
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But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line
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What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes
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So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a


[Chorus]
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    Short man, tall woman
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    Hot damn, good-lookin'
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    I can't stand, I'm shooken
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    Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
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    A short man, tall woman
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    All glam, full bosom
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    Yes ma'am, your cushion
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    Was meant for all my pushin'


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down
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You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out
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With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos
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Crimson lips glisten in the shadows
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Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow
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Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows
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    Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry
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I won't even try to run away cause I'm your


[Chorus]
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    Short man, tall woman
Bb           A
    Hot damn, good-lookin'
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    I can't stand, I'm shooken
Bb                 A
    Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
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    A short man, tall woman
Bb           A
    All glam, full bosom
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    Yes ma'am, your cushion
Bb                A
    Was meant for all my pushin'


[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows
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Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows
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    No man in the Village ain't heard of her
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    If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer
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    Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin'
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You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin'
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    So thick, let me be your feeder
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    Girl please turn me, I'll be your


[Chorus]
Dm            F
    Short man, tall woman
Bb           A
    Hot damn, good-lookin'
Dm                F
    I can't stand, I'm shooken
Bb                 A
    Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
Dm              F
    A short man, tall woman
Bb           A
    All glam, full bosom
Dm            F
    Yes ma'am, your cushion
Bb                A
    Was meant for all my pushin'