My Psychiatrist

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[Verse 1]
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I want to tell you all about my new psychiatrist
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I had a lot of others, now I really got the best
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He's always got the answer, he doesn't have to guess
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He's had much more experience, and costs a whole lot less


[Chorus]
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Oh yes, oh yes, my psychiatrist


[Verse 2]
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I used to be so nervous, I was way past tense
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I tried to tell my conscience to please stop making sense
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They said, when I felt guilty, my mother was the cause
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But now I know the reason, is only that I was


[Chorus]
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Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist


[Bridge]
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So if you've got problems, small or large
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His therapy is free of charge
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For mental health, just take a look
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He wrote it all down in a best selling book


[Chorus]
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Oh yes, oh yes, he's my psychiatrist      (her psychiatrist)
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My psychiatrist,     (her psychiatrist)
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My psychiatrist