My Aphrodisiac Is You

Intro: D G  D A7

V1

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Some people say that oyster's make you come on strong,
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But I don't buy it; I don't believe my diet turns me on.
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     Won't take no pills, that's the last thing that I need to do,
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I can't deny it, My aphrodisiac is you.

Chours

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   Alright, I could sniff some powdered rhino horn,
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And go to bed in rubber gloves.
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But I don't need no stimulation, Potions, balms or embarkation,
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I'm in love,   in other words:

V2

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  Don't smoke no grass or opium from old Hong Kong,
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That hubble bubble just makes me see you double, All night long.
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     Don't waste my time with Spanish fly and roots to chew,
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They cause me trouble, Because my aphrodisiac is you.

Chorus

V3

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    Some people like to read the Khama Sutra first,
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But I don't need it, I think if I should read it I'd be worse!
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   Don't ask me why, 'Cause baby, I ain't got a clue.
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I just concede it, my aphrodisiac is you.