If You Can Afford Me

        F#           C#                Ebm                    B
If you want me, the cherry on top, the pick of the peck, the crème de la crop.
        F#                    C#                Ebm    B
If you want me you better do better than that tonight. Oh, Oh.
        F#                           C#                     Ebm
If you want me, it takes more than a wink, and more than a drink
     B
and more than you think.
        F#                   C#                       Ebm   B
If you want me you're gunna have to break the bank, tonight.

    Ebm                                  C#
Cuz some don't have the patience, some call me high-maintenance
         B
But you     pay the bill, cuz that's the deal.

             F#                    C#   Ebm                B
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
             F#                          C#        Ebm      B
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
             F#                          C#
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
    G#m       B    F#
If you can afford me

        F#                 C#             Ebm                  B
If you want me, I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship
    F#              C#        Ebm     B
I think you better walk by, tonight. Oh, no.
        F#             C#           Ebm                B
If you want me, then stop begging I don't put out for charity
        F#                    C#           Ebm   B
If you want me there's no discount price tonight

   Ebm                                C#
But I don't need your dollar bills I just want something real
      B
Cuz, nothing's free, except a lovin' me

             F#                    C#   Ebm                B
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
             F#                          C#        Ebm      B
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
             F#                          C#
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
   G#m        B (2x) ( F#  C#  Ebm  B )
If you can afford    me

        F#         C#
If you want me, a cherry on top,
    Ebm                    B
The pick of the peck, the crème de la crop

             F#                    C#   Ebm                B
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
             F#                          C#        Ebm      B
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
             F#                          C#
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
   G#m        B
If you can afford me

             F#                    C#   Ebm                B
If you wanna ride, just name your price don't play cheap, with your heart
             F#                          C#        Ebm      B
Don't make a bet if you can't write the check, for me, for me.
             F#                          C#
Cuz I can be bought, but you'll pay the cost
   G#m        B (2x) ( F#  C#  Ebm  B )
If you can afford    me