If I Were Corona Virus

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[Chorus]
   C
If I were Liam Hemsworth
                         G/B
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
    Am
And if we did the math
                                    C/G
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
       F
I'd throw rocks at your window
                             Am
til it breaks and sounds a siren
       Gsus4
and you'd probably kill me
              G
but you'd be killing me with kindness

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You could be my Bonnie
                       G/B
and I could be your Clyde
      Am
just sail the seven seas
                            C/G
like two sophisticated pirates
      F
The clocks would have no numbers
                                   Am
because you make every moment timeless
     Gsus4                      G
And baby I would love you even with corona virus


[Instrumental]
C   G/B
Am  C/G
F   Am
Gsus4  G


[Verse 1]
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If I were Tarzan
                                           G/B
you would be the jane to help me know I'm sane
   Am
If I were superman I'd save the world
                   C/G
And you'd be Lois Lane
   F
If I were a mad scientist
                            Am
I'd find a cure to all the pain
    Gsus4                        G
And you would be the only inspiration


[Bridge]
C                                   G/B
This just might be the last December
   Am                                                  C/G
And if so then you're the last thing I want to remember
     F
Cuz there's not much life to live
                                  Am
But I've got so much left to give to you
     Gsus4                     G
and COVID-19 wouldn't make a difference


[Chorus]
   C
If I were Liam Hemsworth
                       G/B
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
    Am
And if we did the math
                                     C/G
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
     F
I'd throw rocks at your window
                             Am
til it breaks and sounds a siren
    Gsus4
and you'd probably kill me
              G
but you'd be killing me with kindness

C
You could be my Bonnie

and I could be your Clyde
B/G     Am
just sail the seven seas
                              C/G
like two sophisticated pirates
     F
The clocks would have no numbers
                                Am
because you make every moment timeless
     Gsus4                       G
And baby i would love you even with corona virus


[Instrumental]
C   G/B
Am  C/G
F   Am
Gsus4  G

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[Verse 2]
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First before I sing this part
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just know that it's unbiased
   Am                                                        C/G
earthquakes, hurricanes, school shootings, sicknesses, and IB S
F                                               Am
even in the midst of the worldwide pandemic crisis
 Gsus4
baby I'd still love you
      G
even with coronavirus