The Bumper Sticker Song

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[Verse 1]
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There's a million miles of four lane concrete highway
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Stretched out like cobwebs across the land
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And we filled 'em up with shinny two tone ramblers
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Fords Plymouths Chevy's Mac trucks and VW vans
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But our wheels are no longer innocent
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They’re rollin' frames of mind
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Decorated with decals like the war
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And there's a lot of people tryin' to tell the story of their life
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In a two-bit bumper sticker on their car

[Verse 2]
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Keep your city clean eat a pigeon
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War ain't no good for kids and other things
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Love America or you can leave it
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Come see the friendly folks down at Campin' King
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Is it Royal Gorge don't mix em
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All the way with the Mets and don't forget the EA 's
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Remember the Bismarck thank a green plant
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Dammit dammit and have a very nice day

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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When guns are outlawed outlaws'll have 'em
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Don't buy grapes lettuce from the A&P
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My God's not dead too bad about yours
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Wanna know about cosmetics just ask me
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Think snow think sun
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Restore bizarre if you can read this sign your too close
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If you hate the cops when your in trouble call a hippy
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Up with people down with prisons curb your dog

[Solo]
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[Verse 4]
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Take a deep breath live dangerously
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Remember when sex was dirty and air was clean
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Drive like hell and you'll get there
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Go big red let peace begin with me
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Down with hot pants no comment
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Be kind to animals kiss a frog today
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Custer died for your sins pigs are people
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Honk for Jesus and have a very nice day
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Honk for Jesus and have a very nice day