Manuel The Bandito

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[Chorus]
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You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
                           B7
I know Manuel well and you know
B7
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest
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Bandito in all Meh-ico
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Many men die from the arms of Manuel
                               A
His eyes they can cut like the knife
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You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
   B7                      E
Manuel is a good friend of mine

[Verse 1]
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Why only just yesterday, riding my burro
                                      B7
Through the hills just off to the east
B7
Manuel he appeared like it seemed out of nowhere
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Pointing two big pistolas at me
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He say: "Get off the donkey and empty your pockets
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Better you do like I said
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Or I pull on the trigger of my two big pistolas
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Blow f*cking great hole in your head"
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So I empty my pockets, he say: "Not enough
                              B7
I thin' Manuel just have some fun
B7
You, get around the back and you lift up the tail
                             E
And you kiss on the donkey's bum"
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So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit
                            A
In a filthy big heap on the ground
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He wave the pistolas he laugh and say: "Eat!"
     B7                       E
So I start eating donkey shit down

[Chorus]
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You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
                           B7
I know Manuel well and you know
B7
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest
                         E
Son-of-bitch in all Meh-ico
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So many men die from the arms of Manuel
                               A
His eyes they can cut like the knife
                        E
You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
   B7                      E
Manuel is a good friend of mine

[Verse 2]
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But it's not just me frightened, my donkey is also
                      B7
This I can tell for a fact
B7
I thin' he remember one time once before
                                  E
When I lift up his tail just like that
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So he started kick me and he kick Manuel
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And Manuel dropped the pistolas down
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So I picked 'em up and I point 'em at him
        B7                       E
I say: "Hey, Manuel is your turn now!"
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You get around the back and you lift up his tail
                                B7
And come on Manuel you kiss his arse
B7
And you eat some shit -- see I leave some for you
                              E
Hey, Manuel, you thin' you so smart
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Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well
                             A
Well, amigo, what more can I say?
                              E
Would you believe that me and Manuel
       B7                        E
We had lunch together just yesterday!

[Chorus]
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Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
                           B7
I know Manuel well now you know
B7
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest
                        E
Motherf*cker in all Meh-ico
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So many men die from the arms of Manuel
                               A
His eyes they can cut like the knife
                              E
Still you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito
   B7                      E
Manuel is a good friend of mine
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But you keep asking if I know Manuel the bandito
       B7                        E
We had lunch together just yesterday
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Hey--ey--ey--ey