Fantasy Crush

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Even though I know it's never gonna happen
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Fooling myself brings me so much satisfaction
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Don't say a word but she's my fantasy crush

Colby:
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Oh thats funny I didn't know you dig sluts


[Chorus]

Misty:
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Ohh
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Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
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Of what could possibly be, but it won't be
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And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
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Do you know what I'm saying


[Verse 2]

Colby:
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Yeah I think I might feel you on that

Misty:
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And in the other day dream, she take me to the beach
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Then after hot fuckin' sex she says she'll never leave

Colby:
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Oh thats so sweet
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But see there's only one problem
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She's so dirty she may be allergic to water


[Chorus]

Misty, Colby:
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Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
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Of what could possibly be but it won't be
D                                                 G
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
                     D
do you know what I'm saying

[Verse 3]
Colby:
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Well there's this girl that I really like

Misty:
N.C.
Well

Colby:
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Well I don't know her really like
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And we get thrown together one night
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A goose chase night
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This really super crazy night
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But she's got this other chick that she likes
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Until she realizes that the perfect girl
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Is sitting right here


[Chorus]

Misty, Colby:
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Don't Shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
G
Of what could possibly be but it won't be
D                                                 G
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
                     D
Do you know what I'm Saying


[Verse 4]

Colby:
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Well Anyway we're at this party and its wild
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It's like fiction and I lose my inhibitions and I kiss her
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And one thing leads right into the next
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We end up on a trampoline and I have first time sex
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So we're out at this rock show a really loud rock show
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She looks at me it's like we both know
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That we need to sneak backstage
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And find a back room


[Chorus]

Misty, Colby:
G
Back stage, sex rampage
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Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
G
Of what could possibly be,  but it won't be
D                                                 G
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway


Misty:
G                                                   D
On a beach, in a car, Hot fuckin' sex, She'll never leave

Misty, Colby:
D
Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
G
Of what could possibly be but it won't be
D                                                 G
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway

Colby:
G                                             D
Backstage, at a show, my first time sex trampoline

Misty, Colby:
D
Don't shit on my dream it's just my fantasy
G
Of what could possibly be but it won't be
D                                                 G
And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway
                          D
I think you know what I'm saying