The History Of Wrong Guys

Bb5
    Oh, no. you don't dare
Bb5
Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!
F/A   Ab5
   No! I think I have a crush
Eb5      Bb5
   I can't. I think I'm falling for him
F/A        Ab5
   Oh, no
Eb5
   Why not?

Bb5                       F/A
   Women have been making bad choices
Ab5            Eb5
   Since the beginning of time
Bb5                   F/A             Ab5    Eb5
   Are you gonna be another one of mine? Uhn-ohw

Bb5                            F/A
   Used to think you were from outer space
Ab5                       Eb5
   Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
Bb5
   You're kind of cute
F/A                   Ab5    Eb5
   When you're not so shy. Uhn-ohw

Bb5
   I've been here before
F/A
   Have I come back for more?
Ab5                       Eb5
   Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
Bb5
   You used to be so "eh"
F/A
   A limp-lackluster bore
Ab5
   But now you're changing into
Eb5
Something I just can't ignore

Bb5     F   C5    F
   Charlie, honestly
Bb5            F               C5
   I've been hurt like this before
Bb5                  F
   Is there really more to you
      C5               F
Than what I always thought?
Bb5                 F         C5
   How can you surprise me anymore?
C5
E|-or| e... -ore... -ore...? 

Bb5                F/A
   He's got a girlfriend, you flake!
         Ab5                                Eb5
Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?

Bb5                         F/A
   Don't want to be another star-crossed lover
Ab5          Eb5
   We all know how that ends
Bb5
   I'm better off without him
F/A                            Ab5
   We're better off as friends
    Eb5
Uhn-ohw

Bb5
   But I've been here before
F/A
   Have I come back for more?
Ab5                       Eb5
   Another chapter in the history of wrong guys.
Bb5
   Yesterday no spark
F/A
   No heart aching allure
Ab5
   But today I'm feeling
Eb5
Something I just can't ignore

Bb5     F   C5   F
   Charlie, honestly
Bb5             F              C5
   I've been hurt like this before
C5
E|-or| e... -ore... -ore 

Bb5                F5
   The history of wrong guys
        C5
Chapter one - he's a bum
D5
Two - he's not into you
E5
Three - he's a sleaze
F5
Four - loves the girl next door
G5
Five - loves the boy next door
A5
Six - don't love you no more

- Makes you insecure, makes you so unsure, is so immature

Loves his mother more, or

Has a girlfriend named Ni-col-a. Er

Bb5     F   C5    F
   Charlie, honestly
Bb5             F             C5
   I've been hurt like this before
Bb5                      F
   I can see there's more to you
      C5               F
Than what I always thought
Bb5              F           C5
   But I won't be burned anymore
C5
E|-or| e... -ore... -ore 

Where you off to?

                       F5
I've been exec-utized