I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas

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Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine,
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I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
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Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore,
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you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door

[Chorus]

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So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
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I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
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I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
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I hope you've asked god for forgiveness, cus you're a stupid, selfish cunt

[Verse 2]

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Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you,
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my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
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You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you,
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but just for a night cus no one will love you
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Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems,
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like who's the father was is James, Was it Austin?
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I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you,
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hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh

[Chorus 2]

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I hope you have a shitty Christmas,
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I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
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I hope you get shot in the heart,
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I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
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I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun

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I heard you had an awful christmas
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I heard your parents kicked you out
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I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch
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