How To Dress As Human

Db
How to dress as human?
Gb             Gbm                  Db
What, like a skirt and like, some heels?

Now I look stupid
Gb           Gbm          Db
Is this how every human feels?
                Dbaug
Better go with Vans
                 Gb
I'm never gonna pass
               Gbm
I should stay home
                 Fmaj7
Why did I make plans?


[Verse]
Ebm
Drunk in the bathroom
Ab
Messing with my skirt
       Fm
I got hair in my tights
     Gb
And nothing in my shirt
      Ebm
If I paint on some lips
            Ab                      Db        Gbm
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)


[Chorus]
Db
How to dress as human?
Gb             Gbm                  Db
What, like a skirt and like, some heels?

Now I look stupid
Gb           Gbm          Db
Is this how every human feels?
                Dbaug
Better go with Vans
                 Gb
I'm never gonna pass
               Gbm
I should stay home
                 Fmaj7
Why did I make plans?


[Verse]
Ebm
Drunk in the bathroom
Ab
Messing with my skirt
       Fm
I got hair in my tights
     Gb
And nothing in my shirt
      Ebm
If I paint on some lips
            Ab                      Db
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)
Ebm
Drunk in the bathroom
Ab
Messing with my skirt
       Fm
I got hair in my tights
     Gb
And nothing in my shirt
      Ebm
If I paint on some lips
            Ab                      Db
Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell)


[Outro]
Gb              Gbm
I'm never gonna pass
               Db
I should stay home
                Db
Why did I make plans?
                Gb
Better go with Vans
                Gbm
I'm never gonna pass
               Db
I should stay home
                Db
Why did I make plans?
                Gb
Better go with Vans
                 Gbm
I'm never gonna pass
               Db
I should stay home
                 Db
Why did I make plans?
                Gb
Better go with Vans
                 Gbm
I'm never gonna pass
     Db
(And tell)