I Got The Clap And My Knob Fell Off

E|--------------------------------------------|    
B|--------------------------------------------|    
G|--------------------------------------------|    
D|-5--5-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-7-5--5-5-5-5-3--3-3-3-3| x2 
A|-3--3-3-3-3-5--5-5-5-5-3--3-3-3-3-1--1-1-1-1|    
E|--------------------------------------------|    

" I got the clap and me knob fell off,"
E|-------------------| 
B|-------------------| 
G|-------------------| 
D|-5----5------------| 
A|-3----3------------| 
E|-------------------|