Crazy Women

G
Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net

Could start a fire with a single cigarette
               C
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home
              G
So she drove around, she found his car

They heard the boom from in the bar
              C
He called the cops, she called his bluff

They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs


[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                         G
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
         D                C
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
       G               D                G
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men


[Verse 2]
            G
He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
                    C
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
                              N.C.
He don't know why they always seem to pick him


[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                         G
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
         D                C
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
       G               D             G
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men


[Bridge]
            D
Some take a pistol, some take an axe

And boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
                G
It might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
              C
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em

So be careful how you treat 'em
                         N.C.
She might look just like me


[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
           C                       G
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end
        D                           C
Oh yea, God forgive us, even though some were born like this
           G               D
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
G               D             G
Crazy women are made by crazy men