Mine Turtle

E|-----------------------------------|  
B|-----------------------------------|  
G|-----------------------------------|  
D|--7------5------7-------5----------|  
A|--7-x4---5-x4---7-x2| ---5-x2-------| 
E|--5------3------5-------3----------|  

[Chorus]
E|--5---3---5---7-----------|    
B|--5---3---7---7-----------|    
G|--6---4---7---7-----------|    
D|--7---5---7---9-----------| X2 
A|--7---5---5---9-----------|    
E|--5---3---x---7-----------|    

[Verse]
The verse plays the same chords as the chorus but there's an offbeat,
and I leave out the low E string in the strum.

[Alternate verse]
"He stole alien technology, and built a time machine..."
E|------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------| 
G|-----------------7------------| 
D|--7---5--7---7---7----9--7----| 
A|--7---5--7---7---5----9--7----| 
E|--5---3--5---5--------7--5----| 

"Went back in time to 100 million B.C."
E|------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------| 
G|-----------------7-------9----| 
D|--7---5--7---7---7----9--9----| 
A|--7---5--7---7---5----9--7----| 
E|--5---3--5---5--------7-------| 

[Bridge]

The beginning of the bridge starts off the same as the intro, but played twice. Then:
E|---------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------7-9--*--10-9-7------------------| 
G|----------7-9---9-----------------9-7-6------------| 
D|--7--7-9---------------------------------9-7-6-----| 
A|---10----------------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------------| 


[Alternative verse ending]

Play the first two chords in the verse, but then stop strumming and mute your strings at
the end of this line:
"The cops tried to stop him, before he could explode"

Then pause,
"Look out he's got a nose!"
E|--------------------------| 
B|--------------------------| 
G|---7---6---9--------------| 
D|---7---6---9--------------| 
A|---5---4---7--------------| 
E|--------------------------|