Fat Man In The Bathtub

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  Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees, and he said

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"Hey, mama, hey, let me check your  oil, all right?" and she said,

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"No, no, honey, not tonight.  Come back Monday,  come back Tuesday,

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and then I might."

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I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

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I said Juanita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?

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Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes.
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Don't want no speedballs cause I might die trying. Throw me a line

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Throw me a dime.   cause there's a

CHORUS:
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Fat man in the bathtub with the blues. I hear you moan, I hear you moan

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I hear you moan.


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Billy got so sad dejected, put on his hat and started to run

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Running down the street, yelling at the top of his lungs.

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"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun.

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All I want in this life and time is some hit and run."

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I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

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I said Juanita, my sweet taquito, what are you up to?

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Put my money in your meter, baby, so it won't run down, but you

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caught me in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town, throw me a line

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Throw me a dime.   cause there's a...