Saved By A Chat Show

       D
Well I don't think it'll work
              F#m
Were the last words she ever heard
           G                     A
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil
       D
And it would've been all right
       F#m
If she hadn't stayed the night
         G                               A
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill

[Verse 2]
          D
And she's trying to do the right thing
           F#m
Yeah she's trying hard to think
        G                              A
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink
   D
He switches on the telly
    F#m
And he's watching ITV
          G
While she washes up the dishes
         A
That she used to make his tea

[Pre-Chorus]
Em              A
But it won't be long
          D
Until she raises a smile
         F#m
Just for Jeremy Kyle
        G                     A
And the whole world stares at you

[Chorus]
D                          Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
                       G
No she don't belong to you

You made her make up run
      A
She's saved by a chatshow

D                           Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
                      G
He's had far too many lays

But she's breaking out
      A
She's saved by a chatshow

[Instrumental]
D F#m D A (2x)

[Verse 3]
     D                                 F#m
Well Phil is down the snooker and he's polishing his cue
G                                    A
While she's singing lullabies thinks can I see this through
     D
Well Phil he's potted everything
     F#m
He's had a right good night
         G
But he's downed a few too many
        A
So it's home to start a fight

[Pre-Chorus]
Em              A
But it won't be long
          D
Until she raises a smile
         F#m
Just for Jeremy Kyle
        G                     A
And the whole world stares at you

[Chorus]
D                          Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
                       G
No she don't belong to you

You made her make up run
      A
She's saved by a chatshow

D                           Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
                      G
He's had far too many lays

But she's breaking out
      A
She's saved by a chatshow

[Bridge]
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow
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Saved by a chatshow

[Chorus]
D                          Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
                       G
No she don't belong to you

You made her make up run
      A
She's saved by a chatshow
D                           Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
                      G
He's had far too many lays

But she's breaking out
      A
She's saved by a chatshow
D