Merry Blah Blah Blah

A
Have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

A Bm D E A


[Verse]

    A                              C#m
The winter snow is falling and the happy sleigh bells ring
    D                                C#m              E
The jolly fat man checks his list to see what he will bring
   A                              C#m
If someone’s being naughty, write to the man in red
     D                                   E
Then underneath that special tree you’ll find his severed head


[Chorus]

     D               E
When Santa gets your letter
      F#m               Bm
He'll know just what to do
     D                          E
This year he will retaliate for you
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E             F#m               D
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm              D     E         A
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah


[Interlude]

A E F#m E D A D E A


[Verse]

    A                            C#m
You eat those pigs and turkeys because they taste so good
      D                                   C#m                E
Well, Santa made their wish come true and now they’re eating you
A                              C#m
Trees will cut down people and put them up inside
     D                                       E
They stand there on their bloody stumps, dry out and mummify


[Chorus 2]

     D               E
When Santa gets your letter
      F#m               Bm
He'll know just what to do
     D                          E
This year he will retaliate for you
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E             F#m               D
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm              D     E         A
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah


[Interlude]

A
Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!


[Solo]

F G E F G

A E F#m E D A D E A


[Chorus 3]

A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E             F#m               D
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm              D     E         A
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah
A                                F#m
Something something blah blah to you
Bm                          G    E
All the sincere wishes come true
      D               E             F#m               Dm
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
   A            Bm              D     E         A
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah