A srta. Riley tinha um cachorro Miss Riley had a dog Ela costumava mantê-lo no quintal She used to keep it in her back yard E quando o cão começava a latir And when the dog began to bark Todos os vizinhos começavam a gritar All the neighbours began to shout Aí teve uma noite de tempestade e a srta.' Riley deixou o cão sair Then came a stormy night, miss Riley let her dog out E quando os vizinhos viram ele na rua And when the neighbours found him 'round Meteram uma arma na boca dele e o mataram They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down Ele fez, "Oooh wow, bow how, oooh, wow, bow wow" And he went, "Oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow"
Srta. Murphy tinha uma gato que ficava no seu colo Miss Murphy had a cat, on her lap it sat E uma vez numa grande ocasião And once in a great big while E uma vez numa grande ocasião And once in a great big while Pareceu que aquele gato abriu mesmo um sorriso It looked like that cheshire cat did smile Mas num dia muito quente But one day it got so hot O gato teve um derrame That cheshire cat had a blood clot E ele disse, "Oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow" And she said, "Oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow"
Então o cão encontrou o gato Then the dog met the cat O cão louco e o gato excitado The dog was hot and the cat was met Aí veio um cara todo suado Then came some sweaty dude Ele enfiou uma tábua entre os dois He put a board between the two Então eles não chegaram às vias de fato, frustraram-se Then they couldn't get at it, got frustrated all about it Aí fizeram a única coisa que podiam fazer So they did the only thing you could do Pegaram o suor do cara e dividiram uma picada They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two Eles disseram, "Oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow" And they said, "Oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow"