Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road

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Crossing the highway late last night
   C                          G
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
   G                      D
He didn't see the station wagon car
    C                   G
The skunk got squashed, there you are

             G                 D
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road
C                 G
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road
C                G
Stinking to high heaven


Take a whiff on me. That ain't no rose
Roll up your window and hold your nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

Chorus

Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog
On a moonlit night you got your dead toad frog
You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon
The blood and the guts, they gonna make you swoon

Chorus:

C'mon, stink

You got it, it's dead.
It's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven

All over the road
Technicolor

Oh, you got pollution
It's dead
It's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high heaven