She's No Lady

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 She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too.
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 She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do.
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 She loves to lie beside me, almost every night.
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 She's no lady, she's my wife.

Verse 2:
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 The preacher asked her, and she said, "I do."
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 The preacher asked me, she says, "He does too!"
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 The preacher says, "I pronounce you ninety nine to life!
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 Man, she's no lady she's your wife!"

Bridge:
         C#9
 I can't remember how I met her,
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 Seems, she's always been hangin' here off my right arm,
           C#9
 I can't remember how I ever,
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 Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm.

Verse 3:
 Now, even though she likes the smell of that French perfume,
 And even though she walks around in them high-heeled shoes,
 All I know is that I'm the one that pays the price,
 Man, she's no lady, she's my wife.