I've been bad, I've been very very bad I've been awful in fact There's terrible thoughts under this marvellous hat You were a good man to me But curiosity kissed the cat Tie me to the electric chair In my italian underwear If I'm to die, then let it be in la perla lace Drop the toaster in the bath Boil my brains and fry my ass Just promise me you'll pay To bury me at père lechaise Percival, am I still your little kitten? You know I go where I'm stroked More so if it's forbidden I licked the sardine can clean, took the cream off the milk Shook off my red ribbon You were so kind to me And you still got bitten Tie me to the electric chair In my italian underwear If I'm to die, then let it be in la perla lace Drop the toaster in the bath Boil my brains and fry my ass Just promise me you'll pay To bury me at pere lechaise Its all catching up to me, you're parents saw me in the paper Called the number underneath I was purring in the lap of a next door neighbour Percy, I'm sorry I knew you'd forgive it If I whispered my apologies through my smudged lipstick Its sick and twisted It's all fun and games until it isn't It's all fun and games Tie me to the electric chair In my italian underwear