My Bestest Friend

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Well Who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt?
                                A
And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt?
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And who makes love to me on satin sheets or in the dirt?
D         A                       D
You babe....You're my bestest friend

[Verse 2]
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Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance?
                                 A
And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts?
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And who discreetly whispers I forgot to zip my pants?
D         A                       D
You babe....You're my bestest friend

[Chorus]
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And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam?
    G                                 D              A
And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am?
    D            D7               G
And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn?
D         A                       D
You babe....You're my bestest friend

Lead solo follows verse chording

[Chorus] (note words change)
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And who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand,
G                                       D              A
Meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fightin for her man?
    D              D7             G
And who's the only one I'll ever love or understand?
D         A                       D
You babe....You're my bestest friend

Talkin bout
D         A                       D
You babe....You're my bestest friend