Mr Apples

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    [intro x2]


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A devout and well respected man
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Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan
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Square shouldered, straight as a die
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The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies
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But when that old sun go down
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He's heading off up the wrong side of town
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Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
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Trouser pockets he's ready to go
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Ooooooooooooh
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Calm down, Mr. Apples
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You're gonna do yourself in
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Tell us where you've been
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Head of the table at the Rotary club
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Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub
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Scout leader, a pillar of the Church, Capital Punishment
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He wants to bring back the birch (of course, he does)
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Cause when that old sun go down
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Heading off under the wrong side of town
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Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
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Trouser pockets he's ready to go
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Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples
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You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in
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Oh tell us where you've been
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And ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples
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You're gonna wear yourself out
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And what's it all about

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   [solo    x2]

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Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
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Trouser pockets he's ready to go
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Ooooooooooooh
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Calm down, Mr. Apples
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You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in
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Oh tell us where you've been
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And Ooooooooooooh

Calm down, Mr. Apples
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You're gonna wear yourself out
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And what's it all about
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Ooooooooooooh

What's it all about
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Ooooooooooooh

What's it all about
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                   You're gonna wear yourself out
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                   You're gonna wear yourself out