Avalanche

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[Verse]
Am                       C
I'd like to start off by thanking our sponsor
    Bm                           A#
For financing the parts for this Frankenstein monster
Am                            C
Along with my partner who's a bro of few words
   Bm                         A#
We did this research for true nerds and two birds
Am
Piano
           C
Do a show, same time watch it
Bm                         A#
And guaranteed to give 'em more than just hock spit
Am                 C
MC extraordinaire, technique sort of rare
Bm                             A#                      Am
Caught a glare, sure to scare, next week more to share
                      C                             Bm
From the most retarded-est artists this year and forever
                  A#                        Am
Villain 'nem, the mean big brothers love ya
               C
Definitely felonies, telling me
  Bm              A#                      Am
Treacherously MC, yelling B, set 'em free
                    C
Let me see, that strategy's misleading
Bm                              A#
G's all in the freezer with the batteries and Z-Rims
Am                  C
He, him stalked the concrete with bunion
    Bm                         A#
And won't hurt corns when it's on like the stun gun
Am       C
*tsssst* Not so shocking
Bm                       A#                     Am
Funyun faced rappers eat rocks, over beatboxing
       C
Debunk punks with a stock flow
    Bm                       A#
And make it funky fresh with no socks for hocko
Am                         C
Madvillain been as high as Kathmandu
    Bm                           A#             Am
And tilted to the side like that fat man's shoe
             C                  Bm
Look, not to give a mixed signal
                      A#                     Am
The rap game got more toys than Kris Kringle
                   C
And he's fake, yer ears is not deceiving
 Bm                         A#                       Am
I can't believe my eyeballs no more than "Steveland"
           C
No wonder, OMFG
Bm                           A#                Am
Snuck him like an unexpected blow from a lefty
           C
Caught me, almost shot a eye out
Bm                     A#
Felt good though, even with the cotton dry mouth
Am
Time out
C
Okay, time back in
Bm                        A#
Never seen a living human being with black skin
Am                       C
What's crackin'? Besides smoking trees and wheezing
     Bm                       A#
With no reason working like a broken tetrahedron
Am                  C
We get paid and get even
         Bm                       A#                  Am
Building, still get mad when it's time to get v-vanim
                 C
They thought the Don had gone silent
Bm                                A#                 Am
Since deep in his studies he's accepted non-violence
               C
Don't make him have to skip some classes
    Bm                    A#
And open up an old can of whoop-ass with the fastness
Am                         C
Cut the raw with melatonin put a little more in
Bm                            A#
Strip club full of whores and grown men snoring
Am                       C
Keep the block sown like Thread and Bobbin Bonus
    Bm                              A#
And make sure the seeds know they'd never ever own this
Am                   C
Beat a dead pony and sell the corpse for glue
Bm                       A#
Get a portion off the proceeds for the shoe
Am                          C
No need to bleed if there’s no big to do
Bm                       A#                 Am
Flew a fly flow with the speed of Mr. Magoo
                C
Blew a wad on a platinum card debit
Bm                      A#
Come back broke as hell ask the god for credit
Am
Dead it
                   C
The mask is like a hand crafted ghillie suit
Bm                       A#                                  Am
Only if the ladies could see him they’d say he's really cute
     C
Hmm, thanks in advance
Bm                   A#
Don’t try to be cool now had ya chance
Am
Avalanche
           C
Rappers is Bagger Vance acting
    Bm                            A#                    Am
Who need to fix they pants or get smacked by the Mac 10
      C
Or 11, or both
Bm                  A#
Find Jesus, see the reverend take the oath
   Am                          CS
He moves his huge hands in the dark like fate
Bm                      A#
Waitin' for the date to drop the tape like bait