85 Why I Am Not A Teenager

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[Verse]
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You work like a robot
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Making diddly-squat
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This is why I am not a teenager
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They all talk down to you
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Like they know what to do
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Are they trying to screw up your life
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Since they already blew their own?


[Chorus]
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But when I grow up
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I'm going to run
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My own planetarium
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I'll make the shows
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All on my own
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The world will flock to see 'em


[Verse]
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All that money they've got
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They don't give you a jot
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This is why I am not a teenager
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When you never get paid
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And you never get laid
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And you're full of these stupid hormones
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And just then they come out with AIDS

[Chorus]
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But when I grow up
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I'm going to be
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An underground film maker
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I'll have my own
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Backlot somewhere
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On my own half an acre


[Verse]
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So they piss on your dreams
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Then they muzzle your screams
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This is why I am not a teenager
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Making ice cream on trucks
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Shoveling horse products
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Washing dishes and making popcorn
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Toilets, oh the indignity!


[Outro]
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Piss on your dreams
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Muzzle your screams
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Why I am not a teenager
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Piss on your dreams
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Muzzle your screams
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Ahhh

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Piss on your dreams
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Muzzle your screams
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Why I am not a teenager
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Piss on your dreams
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Muzzle your screams
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Ahhh