Lived on your razor's edge for about a year or so I came out seeing things, I came out barely alive And now I roam my room, wince at the thought of you How you caught me and you're probably doing it again Oh, right now, in a dive bar, with a girl so pink Tell her you never really do this And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive And she's eating it up until the very last call She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall I wish you'd never happened, never happened I wish you'd never happened I kept your promises until they all grew teeth Gave me these secret scars I'll probably take to my grave Meanwhile you swan around and hunt the college towns Are you out there? Bet you're out there and you're doing it again Oh, right now, in a jazz club, with a girl who blinks Tell her you never really do this And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive And she's eating it up until the very last call She thinks you're so magic, it's fucking barbaric If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall I wish you'd never happened, never happened I wish you'd never happened Never happened, I wish you'd never happened I wish you'd never happened You'll find her new, barely a wisdom tooth And make her think that you can fly It's all just one pathetic, devastating lie Go drink your old fashioned, you think you're so attractive With your leather jacket and your conman drawl She thinks you're so magic, I know you're barbaric I wish your awful hands had never had me at all You are a false prophet and a fool's promise One taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl You drink your old fashioned, you have them all laughing Wish I could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall I wish you'd never happened