If I Were To Die

E                      A
If I were to die in my sleep
E                      Bm
Watching TV with a low sugar drink
A                                E
I'll send you a song through the screen
          C#              Bm        E
That says remember me the minute to wake.

E                        A
If I were to be hit by a car
E                                      Bm
I’ll find you in heaven I’ll be at the bar
A                                  E
I’ll save you a drink until you’re home.
C#      Bm  E
Dont be too far.


E                            A
Oh and if I am killed in the van
E                                     Bm
It'll be an orgy of equipment with my Gameboy in hand
A                      Bm   E
I’d send you a message from God
          Bm              A          E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                         A
If I were to drown in the tub
E                                           Bm
I don't take baths all that much but there’s really no tellin'.
A                                E
I’ll send you a song through the drain,
          C#              Bm         E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                         A
And so when you're fastly asleep
E                                 Bm
Fastly is not a word but that's a secret we'll keep.
A                                E
I'll send you a song through the screen,
          A               Bm         E
That says remember me the minute you wake.


E                             A
And your bottom lip starts to shake
E                                 Bm
Because of all those evil college women’s mistakes
         A            E
Will you wait for me? Wait for me.
Bm              A          E
Remember me the minute you wake.