Why Dont You Love Me In Real Life

A                            D
I had a dream that we walked hand in hand
F#m           E
in the summer sun.
A                 D
You were eating a popsicle and we were
F#m            E
having so much fun.
D           C#m                          F#m     E    D
We made out under the stars, you told me I'm the only one.
A                E               A
So why don't you love me in real life?

(same as above)
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I tried to get some in real life
but just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?


Chorus (it's the same progression as the chorus) it's tough to write out because the words/echos

A  D   F#m E 2x

Why don't you, why don't you love me


D                   C#m
Is it because of my mask?
                  F#m       E    D
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
A             E               A
Why don't you love me in real life?

Verse (same as the others)

Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms.
I tried to get some in real life
but just set off your burglar alarm.
Why are you calling 911, baby?
I don't mean you any harm.
Why don't you love me in real life?

Chorus
(same deal as before)
Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I'm brandishing a knife?
A             E                      F#m D
Why don't you love me in real life?          (repeat that line several times)

Last time
A             E                    A
Why don't you love me in real life