Broccoli

Intro (played on piano)
(you can play it on any string but on the same frets)
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 Am
Everything was going just the way I planned
                 G
The Broccoli was done!
              Am
She doesn't know that I'm a virgin in the kitchen
                        G
Cause it's normally my mum!
Dm
But then she called me And that's when
B           Em D C
She said to me
Em  D       C      G         Am     C
She wasn't coming round for tea

G
I should have known much better
Bm
But it's so hard I can't forget her
Em  D    C        G    Am   D
She keeps playing me around
         G
But I'm trying so hard to impress her
 Bm
She puts me under so much pressure
   Em  D   C      G      Am          D#
And I just wanted her to let me know she cares

 Am
Blowing out the candles now

If that's the way she treats me
         G
I'm a fool
 Am
And everyone will tease me now
                                            G
When rumours start to spread around the school!

Yeah, yeah
Dm
They say that I'm a loser
B                   Em D C
But that girls so cruel
Em      D       C      G         Am     C
But I keep her feeding her the fuel

G
I should have known much better
Bm
But it's so hard I can't forget her
Em  D    C        G    Am   D
She keeps playing me around
         G
But I'm trying so hard to impress her
 Bm
She puts me under so much pressure
   Em  D   C      G      Am          D#
And I just wanted her to let me know she cares

Em        Am
I know she cares (I know she cares)
D                             G  F#m                       Em
She cares, she cares, she cares! She cares, she cares, she cares
 A             D#
She cares, she cares!

G
I should have known much better
Bm
But it's so hard I can't forget her
Em  D    C        G    Am   D
She keeps playing me around
         G
But I'm trying so hard to impress her
 Bm
She puts me under so much pressure
   Em  D   C      G      Am
And I just wanted her to let me know

G
I should have known much better
Bm
But it's so hard I can't forget her
Em  D    C        G    Am   D
She keeps playing me around
         G
But I'm trying so hard to impress her
 Bm
She puts me under so much pressure
   Em  D   C      G      Am          D#
And I just wanted her to let me know she cares