My Sad Christmas Song

Intro : C Am Dm F

Fa lalalala
C                   Am
This is my sad Christmas song
C
I've had it stuck in my head all day
Am
long
Dm
I wrote it in the car on my ride
F
home
Dm
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door
         F
and I'd be alone
C
Why'd I even put up that fuckin'
Am
tree?
C
If there's no one here that's gonna
Am
see
Dm
Just how pretty she looks on
       F
Christmas Eve
Dm
Cause there's no one here next to
F
me
(Pause)

                   C
This is my sad Christmas song
               Am
So I light another bong
                Dm
I turn on the radio
                      F
I binge watch our favorite shows
                   C
This year feels kind of lame
                    Am
But the last one was the same
                        Dm
But the holiday spirit they say
                 F (Pause)
Is taking off on a plane
                   C
This is my sad Christmas song
Am        Dm F
Fa lalalala

C
I always thought that Santa was
      Am
kind of cute
C
There's something about his beard,
            Am
big belly, and boots
Dm
I left Santa more than cookies this
F
year
Dm
I thought he might appreciate a few F
beers
C
That's why I'm always on the
      Am
naughty list
C
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm
             Am
always showing my tits
Dm
He leaned in for a kiss and he got
    F
real near
Dm
I had to stop Santa and say "My true
         F
love ain't here"
(Pause)

                   C
This is my sad Christmas song
              Am
So I rip another bong
                      Dm
I never been good at making plans Next year,
                 F
I'm gonna be with my man
                         C
My little sister says I'm the Grinch
                       Am
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch
               Dm
Why did you have to go?
                   F (Pause)
We were under the mistletoe
                   C
This is my sad Christmas song
Am          Dm
Fa lalalala
F
Fa lalala

C
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas,
Am
why did you have to go?
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas,
F
know I miss you so
C
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas,
Am
why did you have to go?
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas,
F
know I miss you so
C                        Am
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)
Dm                       F
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)
C                        Am
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala)
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
F
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