You And Me (In My Pocket)

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Intro: F  Am  G  C

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I wish you smelled a little funny
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Not just funny really bad
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We could roam the streets forever
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Just like cats but we'd never stray

(Riff)

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I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
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I could raise you in the tub at home
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We could take a swim together
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On weekly daytrips to the bay

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Ooooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me   (2x)

You and me

(Riff)

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I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay

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I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay

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Oh  Oh, you and me
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It'll be only you and me
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Ooooh,   you and me
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It'll be only you and me

You and me

(Riff)

Em      Am
People say
            F         G
There are plenty of fish

Em     Am
In the sea
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Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..

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I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away

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I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

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Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me