House Song

       E
 I'm a Ravenclaw
   D
 I like to read books
      A
 When I cast spells
         E
 They're off the frickin' hook

       E
 I'm a Gryffindor
      D
 I'll fly with my friends
       A
 We'll never back down
      E
 And fight to the end

       E
 I'm a Slytherin
   D
 I am very rich
      A
 I'll go on a date
      E
 With whoever gets the snitch

       E
 I'm a Hufflepuff
      D
 Just stayin' relaxed
       A
 Gimme drinks and friends
    E
 No feuds we got tact

 [Speaking]

 (Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
 (Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.

             E D A E
 Have a good time
        E D A E
 A good time

       E
 I'm a Ravenclaw
      D
 Got wit beyond measure
       A
 I can catch a snitch
           E
 like it's caught up in a tether

       E
 I'm a Slytherin
     D
 The house of the snake
      A
 Come get in my way
         E
 And get tossed in the lake

       E
 I'm a Gryffindor
     D
 And we own the sky
       A
 Yeah, we always win
      E
 With our rally cry

       E
 I'm a Slytherin
     D
 The top of my class
    A
 If you disagree
      E
 I'll kick your Muggle ass

 [Speaking]

 (Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
 (Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!

                E D A E
 Let's beat him up
                E D A E
 Let's beat him up

       E
 I'm a Slytherin
   D
 A big fan of Snape
     A
 If it's a MoM album
    E
 We have to say Snape

       E
 I'm a Hufflepuff
       D
 We're true to the end.
        A
 United we stand
         E
 So I'll stand with my friends

       E
 I'm a Gryffindor
    D
 As brave as the come
        A
 And my namesake sword
      E
 Will get the job done.

       E
 I'm a Ravenclaw
    D
 My brain is super fast
      A
 Like Sheldon Cooper
     E
 But not a total ass.

 [Speaking]

 (Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
 (Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.
 You're out of the band.

          E D A E
 He's no Spock
                 E D A E
 I don't want to go