I Am Pudge

Em Em Em F
Em Em Em Bb (x2)

[Verse]
     Em
I am Pudge
         Am
Built of sludge
            B                              Em
Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge

        Em
Out’ my way
         Am
Hook the prey
            B                                  Em
When you’re blunderin’, bumblin’ I come out to play

[Chorus]
         Am
And they hate me cause I’m greedy
      Em
But a hero’s got to eat
     Ebm
They whinge and whine and whimper
        Em
Cause I snatch all of the meat

         Am
And they yell that I am cheap
           Em
And that I undermine the rest
            Ebm                               B
And they’re right you know, my prices are the best

Get rekt

[Bridge]
Em
One, two
             F
Now I got my hooks in
Em
You, to
                Bb
Send you to the cooks to
Em
Stew, chew
             F        Em
Now I got my hooks in you (this Pudge)

[Verse]
     Em
I am Pudge
         Am
Built of sludge
        B                              Em
You can push and pull but I will never budge

        Em
Meat so fresh
       Am
Lovely flesh
         B                                 Em
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh

[Chorus]
         Am
And they hate me cause I’m greedy
      Em
But a hero’s got to eat
     Ebm
They whinge and whine and whimper
        Em
Cause I snatch all of the meat

         Am
And they yell that I am cheap
           Em
And that I undermine the rest
            Ebm                               B
And they’re right you know, my prices are the best

Get rekt

[Bridge]
Em
One, two
             F
Now I got my hooks in
Em
You, to
                Bb
Send you to the cooks to
Em
Stew, chew
             F        Em
Now I got my hooks in you (this Pudge)

[Outro]
Em Em Em F
Em Em Em Bb (x2)