You Can't Eat Cats Kevin

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Well I can't make you (make you)
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Do anything that you don't wanna do
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And you can't make me (make me)
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Say anything to put myself in a position
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To make me seem like just another spoiled fuckface
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With no idea how things work in the real world
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Where you have no control


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Well you think (you think)
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That I don't care enough and that I'm lazy
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Well I think (I think)
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That you're just building up a wall to try and protect yourself
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From the fact that I'm going to spend
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The rest of my dumb fucking life loving you

And it feels weird


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Let's just smoke a bowl and talk about this later
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I just wanna watch the office and turn in early
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Tomorrow morning is a whole new fucking problem
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And I just might not survive the night
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If you can't find the time to be nice to me