Crack Was Ninety In The Isle Of Men

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Well weren't we the rare oul' stock
Spent the evenin' gettin' locked
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Up in the Ace O' Hearts
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Where the high stools were engaging
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Over the Butt Bridge, down by the dock,
The boat she sailed at five o'clock.
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'Hurry boys, now', said Whack,
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'Or before we're there we're all be back.'
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Carry him if you can
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

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Before we reached the Alexander Bace
The ding dong we did surely raise
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In the bar of the ship we had great sport
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As the boat she sailed out of the port
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Landed up in the Douglas Head
Enquired for a vacant bed
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The dining room we soon got shown
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By a decent woman up the road
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'Lads, ate it if you can.'
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.
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Next morning we went for a ramble round
Viewed the sights of Douglas Town
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Then we went for a mighty session
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In a pub they call Dick Darbies.
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We must have been drunk by half past three
To sober up we went swimmin' in the sea
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Back to the digs for the spruce up
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And while waitin' for the rosie
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We all drew up our plan.
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

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That night we went to the Texas Bar,
Came back down by horse and car
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Met Big Jim and all went in
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To drink some wine in Yates?s
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The Liverpool Judies it was said
Were all to be found in the Douglas Head.
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McShane was there in his suit and shirt.
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Them foreign girls he was tryin' to flirt.
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Sayin', 'Here, girls, I'm your man.'
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man

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Whacker fancied his good looks
On an Isle of Man woman he was struck

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But a Liverpool lad was by her side
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And he throwin' the jar into her.
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Whacker thought he'd take a chance
He asked the quare one out to dance
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Around the floor they stepped it out
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And to Whack it was no bother
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Everythin' was goin' to plan.
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.

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The Isle of Man woman fancied Whack
Your man stood there till his mates came back
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Whack! they all whacked into Whack
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Whack was landed on his back.
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The police force arrived as well,
Banjoed a couple of them as well
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Landed up in the Douglas jail
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Until the Dublin boat did sail,
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Deported every man.
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The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.