Cult Of Tuna

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F Dm Bb Gm C

[Verse 1]

F                            Dm
  Come and check this bag of bones right now
       Gm
You're standing at the altar-gate of the
        Bb          C
Cult of Tuna in its own way
F                      Dm
 Bring the women as we salivate
         Gm
O'er the teachings of a greater god
        Bb                 C
Get the robe and learn the handshake

[Refrain]

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[Verse 2]

F                    Dm
 Almighty Pingy is a peaceful god
    Gm
He shows up in a van of night
        Bb            C
With predictions on a barf bag
F                              Dm
　So predicting doomsday is an easy task
   Gm
If somehow we miscalculate
      Bb            C
We'll sacrifice the harem

[Chorus]

    Bb   C           F      C/E     Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C        Gm        C      F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C   Bb C
 Wе away
             F        C/E   Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C           Gm7       C      F
 Inside thе tunnel of smelly love

[Refrain]

F Dm Bb Gm C
F Dm Bb Gm C

[Verse 3]

F                        Dm
 Our awesome leader is a handsome man
    Gm
His eyes will stare into your soul
    Bb                   C
His smile will leave you wanting
F                           Dm
 He just asks that you give all you have
     Gm
Your life, your soul, your credit card
   Bb             C
He is the life fantastic


[Chorus]

    Bb   C           F      C/E     Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C        Gm        C      F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C   Bb C
 Wе away
             F        C/E   Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C           Gm7       C      Bb
 Inside thе tunnel of smelly love

[Bridge]

               F
And doesn't it feel good
Bb                                 F
 To have computers attached to your kneecaps?
Bb                                           F
 Maybe you like computers attached to your kneecaps
        Dm                            Gm
Haven't seen that until now, I gotta say
                    C
It kinda freaks me out

[Chorus]

    Bb   C           F      C/E     Dm
And fuck yeah, is it really time to go?
C        Gm        C      F C/E Dm
Into the tunnel of smelly loooove
C   Bb C
 Wе away
             F        C/E   Dm
I think I've found my glory hole
C           Gm7       C      F
 Inside thе tunnel of smelly love