Valhalleluja

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[Verse: Nanowar of Steel]
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I am drowning in a sea of desperation

And I sing a prayer to my Lord

Away from hope and systembolaget

And I sing a prayer to my Lord
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I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord!
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I was down on my knees
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Permafrost on my feet
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I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin

[Instrumental]
D G x4
D

[Verse]
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Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin

Guitar tech of Amon Amarth

Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants

Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

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For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja
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For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord
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For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
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But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all...
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We don’t know where they are!
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Valhalleluja!
   D      G
Valhalleluja!
   D      G
Valhalleluja!
   D      G
Valhalleluja!

[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
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(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל

(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
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(Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠
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(Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד

[Verse: Angus McFife]
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Hear my voice this is Odin calling you
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Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod
Dm
No more war just design of furniture
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Master of IKEA

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Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
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Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
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Gloria patri furnituribus
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In nomine IKEA!

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For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja
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For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
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For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja
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The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
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Are second to none

[Chorus]
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Valhalleluja!
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Valhalleluja!
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Valhalleluja!
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Valhalleluja!

[Solo]
D G D A x2
G D A D x2

[Bridge 2: Nanowar of Steel]
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Our Father Odin

Who art in IKEA

We understood your message

We are here to worship your creation

Please listen our prayer

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VITTSJÖ - Everybody

VITTSJÖ - All together

Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass

Pray for the comfort

KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis

KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis

Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit

BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis

BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis

Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green

SA TTUM - Ora pro nobis

SA TTUM - Ora pro nobis
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Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey

Knisa light grey is better than Sasha Gray

[Chorus]
D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
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Gloria, gloria
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Let us pray to Odin our Lord

D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
D         G
Valhalleluja
A       G
Falegn-amen
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Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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Let us pray to Odin our Lord
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A - men