Prince Of The Land Of Stench

B                   C#          D        F#
In a land where the stench will never go away
B                C#               G            F#
An atmosphere of filth clouds the light of the day
B                      C#
Condemned to rule this land
D                        F#
By and oath forced to be sworn
B                    C#
One stands above the rest
G                 F#
Prince of a land forlorn


[Pre-Chorus 1]

B
Prince of the Land of Stench
B
Prince of the Land of Stench (Aaaggh!)
B
Prince of the Land of Stench
B
Prince of the Land of Stench


[Chorus]

B         G     A          B
I will infect  you with a curse
B              A          F#     B
Immerse you in the bog of stench headfirst
B            G         A
My land will leave you drenched
B
I am Prince of the Land of Stench
B           G          A      B
And growing old you'll see me laugh
B              A        F#    B
While pointing grizzled amber staff
B             G     A        B.
My thirst for power you will quench...


[Verse 2]

B
The streets are lined
       F#          B
With a mixture of feces and gore
B
The prince is still not satisfied
F#           B
He's calling out for more!
B
From open windows
F#              B
Cradles will be snatched
B
From the cliffside down to the boiling sea
F#               B
Infants shall be cast!
B
Wading through mounds of smoldering limbs
F#                            B#
His highness closes in with a smoldering grin
B
Watch his steps well with an anticipating eye
        F#                      B
For the moment they stop is the moment you die!
B
Gleefully destroying as he covers you in slime
F#                            B
Snaps off your neck to make a crapper
B
Fecal party's a good time!
 B
Your skin is toilet paper and he'll use your bile as lube
                F#                            B
Next thing you know you're oozing shit like a toothpaste tube!
B
While they all take turn violating your orifi
F#
The king and his men crack jokes and high five
B
Snapping and popping and squelching are the sounds
          F#                      B
That your insides make as they're passed around!

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh!)


[Bridge]

B G A (x8)


[Pre-Chorus 2] x2
B       C#  D  C#
Bend before my will!
B                     C#       D    C#
You have no hope, no chance to stay alive
B
So fucking... break!
B
Beneath my stench!
B
Suffocate!


[Chorus]

B
...I am Prince of the Land of Stench


[Sarah]

Ugh! What is this?


[Hoggle]

The bog of eternal stench!

(Ow!)


[Verse 3]

E                                                               Eb
You take a look around and realize that something is not quite right
                                                        E
You take a whiff and then you realize your god forsaken plight
                                                                      Eb
You are trapped in a small room with the Prince of the Land of Stench now
                                                                E
And you are left to wonder what you've done to deserve this and how
E               Eb
You're going to die

(with excruciating pain)
            E
This is the end
                 Eb
And you begin to cry

Why?!
           C
But there is no reason known to man
       B
You're just another component of the prince's private plan
       C
As the blade sinks deeper into your gut
    B
You realize you're nothing but someone else's smut!


[Pre-Chorus 3]

B                   C#          D      F#
In a land where the stench will always remain
B             C#              G      F#
There lives a prince who will never refrain
B                      C#          D                F#
From dealing forth the damage of a mind warped into filth
B                C#                    D              F#
By a tenure in a land with a stench so vile he has no choice but kill!