Where Is My Friend

A             C#m                   F#m   E
I've got your digits, so I call you up
              B7
And then I remember
               D
You never pick up, you never pick up

A               C#m             F#m   E
I think you're funny so I press send
              B7
And then I remember
                     D
You won't bother to read it 'til the end

[Bridge]
D            E
And when you speak
               C#m
You speak like him
                D
You speak like him now
D            E
And when you laugh
               C#m
You laugh at things
                D
He thinks are funny, somehow
            D           E
And you're always apologising
         C#m                    D
For the things that you used to be, well
                D
Some of us quite like you
E
Some of us quite like you

[Chorus]
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And what'd you do with her?
D       E              C#m       F#m
Is she ok, and is she safe from harm?
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And when's she coming back?
       D
Is it all just an elaborate joke?
       E
Is it all just an elaborate joke?

[Verse 2]
A               C#m               F#m   E
It's like these days when we make plans
                        B7/D#
I'll be on the train to meet you
           D
And you'd call me up to say
A               C#m        F#m   E
He's gonna come over after all
              B7/D#
And would I mind
       D
If we do it some other day?

[Bridge]
D           E
Some other day
               C#m
Turns into next week
            D
Turns into next month
D             E
And then next month
            C#m          D
Turns into never, ever again
            D           E
And you're always apologising
         C#m                    D
For the friends that you used to see, well
                D
Some of us quite like you
E
Some of us quite like you

[Chorus]
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And what'd you do with her?
D       E              C#m       F#m
Is she ok, and is she safe from harm?
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And when's she coming back?
       D
Is it all just an elaborate joke?
       E
Is it all just an elaborate joke?
D
Like you see on TV
E
Like you see on TV

[Instrumental]
D  E  C#m  F#m  x4

[Chorus]
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And what'd you do with her?
D       E              C#m       F#m
Is she ok, and is she safe from harm?
D           E                    C#m
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
               F#m
And when's she coming back?
       D
Is it all just an elaborate joke?
       E
Is it all just an elaborate joke?
D
Like you see on TV
E
Like you see on TV
D
Like you see on TV
E
Yeah

[Outro]
A             C#m                   F#m   E
I've got your digits, so I call you up
              B7
And then I remember
               D
You never pick up, you never pick up