My Friend Jesus

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I bought a product they should not have sold
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I called the help line
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They put me on hold
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I've been waiting for an hour
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Now my phone's losing power
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And I'm gonna explode
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I hear, "How may I help you today?"
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I know a very rude answer
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But I'm wondering, hey

[Chorus 1]
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What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus?
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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It would give the world a new beginning
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What if this is like an early inning?

[Verse 2]
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I state my business;
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She puts me on hold
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I'm back to thinking;
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I'm gonna explode
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And the dog wants dinner
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And the music they're playing
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Is the sound-track of hell
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You say, "Two wrongs don't make a right?"
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Just try listening to Celine Dion all night

[Chorus 2]
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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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If we want to mend world relations
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Surely I can show a little patience

[Bridge]
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I've been waiting around for this world to change
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Another day cut loose, another lame excuse
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I've got the why and how to start here and now...
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...Then my cellphone drops the call
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...And I spew out vitriol
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...And as my fist goes through the wall, a voice says, "Be the change you wanna see!"

[Chorus 3]
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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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What a changed world this could be
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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus
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What a changed world this could be
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Starting now, Maybe I can start the change in me