Epic Rap Battles Of History - Einstein Vs Hawking

       Cm
When I apply my battle theory Minds are relatively blown"
Cm
So take a seat Steve, Oops - I see you brought your own!
Ab
What's with your voice I can't frickin tell You sound like
Fm
WALL-E having sex with a Speak & Spell
Cm
I'll school you anywhere E T to Oxford All your fans will be like "Um, that was Hawkward"
Ab
I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared cause that
Fm
Means Albert E. equals MC squared

[Stephen Hawking]
Cm
You've got no idea what you're messin' with here boy
Ab
I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all
Fm
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
Cm
I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
Cm
When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of
Ab
Mind I'm the best I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science. I'll be dropping
Fm
Mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

[Albert Einstein]
Cm
I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand
Cm
I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
Ab
You can't destroy matter or me, for serious
Fm
Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

[Stephen Hawking]
Cm
There are ten million million million million million million million million million
Ab
Particles in the universe that we can observe
Fm
Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
Cm
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making
Cm
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan
Ab
While it's true that my work is based on you
Fm
I'm a super-computer you're like a TI-82