Accept My Shaft

Em7 A (2x)
Em7                 A
Hey, how you doin' (oh)
Thanks for coming to my studio apartment
Em7                                 A  B7
Got some shit to say (that's right)

[Verse 1]
     Em7
The times we've had
      A
The times we've missed
     Em7
The times we've embraced
          A
And the times we've kissed
     Em7
The times we've loved
          A
And the times we've laughed
C7                B7
Now it's time
                    Em7
To accept my shaft
    A
Wo-oah
    Em7  A  B7
My shaft

[Verse 2]
     Em7
The times we've spent
      A
The times we've shared
     Em7
The times we've shown each other
          A
Just how much we care
     Em7
The times we've lived
          A
All the times for reflection
C7                     B7
Now you must survive
                Em7
My thunderous erection
    A
Wo-oah
                        Em7
It's another word for shaft
         A
My shaft

[Chorus]
 G     Bm7     F    C
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh
 G     Bm7     F    C  D
Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh
G                  Bm7       F            C
Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one
G           Bm7     F    D
I can be myself around
G            Bm7       F            C
I've come undone. You are the only one
G                Bm7      F         G     Bm7  B7
who can lift my heart up off the ground
Em7 A (4x)
B7

[Verse 3]
     Em7
The times behind
      A
The times foretold
    Em7
Forgive me if I'm being
        A
Just a bit too bold
    Em7
But our sweet love
      A
Won't be forsaken
C7           B7
Once you are
            Em7   A  Em7  A
Gargling my bacon

[Verse 4]
          Em7
Ooh, the times we've seen
          A
And the times ahead
Em7
Grab a couple pillows
        A
And get on that bed
       Em7
You'll want to lay back
      A
And clear your calendar
C7                          B7
Once I introduce you to my friend
   Em7     A  Em7  A
Excalibur

[Chorus]
G           Bm7          F              C
You take me higher, you set my loins afire
G            Bm7          F    D
You are the slam pig I desire
G               Bm7      F                C
Dear god, I'll plow you all around the house
G                   Bm7                C     Bm7  B7
'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground