Objects Of Desire

E (022100)
B (223332)
Badd9 (223322)
C#m (446654)
A (002220)
Aadd9 (002200)

~~Capo 1~~

--Intro--
E, B, Badd9, C#m, A, Add9
E|--So| ng-- 

E
Since I moved into your place,
B
one year ago today,
C#m
our relationship has deepened,
A
in a spiritual way.

E
As time swept gently forward,
B
And winter turned to spring,
C#m
I know you so much better,
A
because I fucked all your things.

E
I put my package in your mailbox,
B
made love to all your chairs,
C#m
dropped a load inside your washer,
A
Went down on all your stairs

E
I took your cabinets from the front end,
B
your sofa from behind,
C#m
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes,
A
and then we sixty-nined!

E
Thanks in advance
B               C#m
for not judging me, or
      A
this aspect of my soul.

E           B
When I dick-smash all
          C#m
of your belongings,
A                    E
is when I'm finally whole.

(Intro)

E
I boned your
A
couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles
          E
and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle.

      C#m
I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits,
          B
and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it.

     A
Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat.
        E
Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that.
      C#m
Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains,
       B
and I licked your stamp collection.
(N.C)
I dicked your floor for certain!

E          B
I'm glad I got this
        C#m
off my chest.
   A
My soul has taken flight.
E              B
Don't slam the door on your way out
C#m
darling,
        A                  E
Because I'm slamming it tonight.