The Decision Part 2 Ten Years Later

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[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

       Cm                       Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself
Bb                      F
It's been ten years, so where and how
   Cm             Eb
Is Ninja Sex Party now?
          Bb                               F
Well, we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house!

Cm              Eb
Once we came to see
        Bb                    F
Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Cm                        Eb
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
Bb                           F
We're all grown up and ready for romance


[Chorus]

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Now maybe we can help you out
       Bb                    F
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
  Ab
We've been on tour
           Eb          F
Now we're so fucking mature


Brian!

    Ab            Eb
The sexual arousening
    Bb                F
You richly deserve is what we can bring
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But before we begin
       Eb                   F       G
Let me tell you where we've be------een


[Verse 2]

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We've had so many adventures
          Bb                 F
I've made meaningful love to furniture
      Cm                 Eb
We've been on road trips round the world
      Bb                     F
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
     Cm              Eb
FYI, I learned why I cry
           Bb                  F
There were unicorn wizards and samurai
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Dick, dick, balls
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Heed my boner's calls
 Bb                             F
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all


[Chorus]

    Ab                  Eb
Now here we are at your door
      Bb                       F
After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs
       Ab
Got my dragon lance
    Eb                   F
But I still just want to dance

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Went to 69       69
             Bb                       F
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
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In our party of three
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We're the nut lords of your dre--------ams


N.C.
Wow
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In the ten years since we last saw each other, we've grown so much
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As people, as musicians, and also as people
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Oh, and since you're probably wondering
N.C.
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD


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Number one, Ninja Brian

Oh sorry, wrong list


["Finale"]

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Brian's got an STD
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Brian's got an STD
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An STD
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Brian's got an STD
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An STD

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Brian's got an STD
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Brian's got an STD
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An STD
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Brian's got an STD
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An STD