Three Minutes Of Ecstasy

Intro: Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#


Bb          F       Dm
You've been counting all the days off
Bb      F            D#
Of your calendar for weeks now
Bb        F       Dm
You can't wait for Saturday cause
Bb         F                D#
That's the night that it all goes down
Bb     F       Dm
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
D#                      F                 G
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need

F                D#                       Bb
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
                D#                   F
You just tell me baby if that is too much
                 D#
When my stuff is in your stuff
                   Bb
Our souls become entwined
        D#
For 180 seconds
(cutoff)
My sex has blown your mind

Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
(Oh my god you're so welcome.)

Bb F         Dm
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
Bb                F                 D#
And give them the details of how it went down
Bb         F          Dm
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
Bb          F                D#
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
Bb          F             Dm
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
D#
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...


F                D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
                             Bb
Any more and this house would burn
                       D#
That's why I don't last longer
                  F
Your safety is my main concern
               D#
If you haven't finished
                     Bb
Well baby that's just fine
                       D#
You know that I'm here for you

Oh shit, look at the time

Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D#
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)

F
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
D#
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
Bb
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
D#
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
F
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
D#
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
Db
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
D#
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand



F                             D#                                     Db
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's
                                                 D# (few strums then hold)
skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!


GAH!

F                D#
Three minutes of ecstasy
                 Bb
Several nights a month
                       D#
But not more than four times a month
                F
Than would be ridiculous
                     D#
Im sure Ive left you happy
                      Bb
But in case thats not enough
                   D#
Heres a copy of my headshot
                    F            D#
And a drawing of my nuts
                Bb          D#
A drawing of my nuts
                F        D#
A drawing of my nuts
                Bb       D#
A drawing of my nuts