13 Stiches

[Primeira Parte]

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The first time i saw the descendents
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They were the fastest band i'd ever seen
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No one in the crowd really cared for them
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We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
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After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl
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On Rodney On The Roq late sunday night
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That was enough for me
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I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record

[Segunda Parte]

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The next time i went to the whiskey
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It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
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The latter band played faster than i could believe
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But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
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Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk
     D5                    E5
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
    C5                     G5
Cuz having long hair was a mistake

[Solo]
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E|--2-2-2-0-2-3-0~~~~-7s8-8-8-8-8--8-7-5-5----| 
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[Terceira Parte]

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The third time i went to the hospital
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I needed 13 stitches in my head
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I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute
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Then some suicidal threw me into a post
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My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave
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Before DRI played 50 lousy songs
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My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
       C5                              G5
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash