60%

A                     F#m
 I'm not here to entertain you
                                 D
I'm here to meet my friend the Russian
                E               A
The Irish, the German, the Columbian

                       F#m
I don't care how bad I fuck up
                             D
I care about how fucked up I get
                E
I'm not your clown

            A
I'm your dealer
                                  F#m
And I'm holding three bindles of bullshit
                                         D
And you're buyin' them 'cause you are addicted
       E                A
To the pure and totally uncut

Bm                E
I'm not here to amuse you
                     A
I'm here to abuse my body
    G                       F#
I'm here because old habits die hard
    F#7                           Bm
And seriously, what else am I supposed to do?
                       E
This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit
      E7                        A   A A   A
It's sad, but this is my life

A                       F#m
Welcome to our mission statement
             D
Total self-debasement
    E              A
And not giving our all
Watch us Fall!

                       F#m
It's not that we don't pull it
                  D             E               A
It's just that we only give about 60 or so percent

Bm                       E
Would you rather be fed bullshit
     A                                 F#m
From some 20-something, makeup wearing, popstar

Bm                                   E
"This one goes out to all our fans all over the world
A                        F#m
Without you, we'd just be us
                 Bm
So, I just wanna say thank you
            E
We fuckin' love you, Modesto!
        A
Fuck you!
                         F#m
And you're takin' it easy before the show
                      D
So you won't lose your voice
        E                   A
And disappoint your fans routine
                              F#m
And you don't care about the children
                   D
You don't even know them
        E               A
All you know is their money