One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville

[Intro]
Parte 1 de 2
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Parte 2 de 2 -2x
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[Primeira Parte]
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          C5   C6       G/B
No sleep 'till    Fuckneckville
      F5                        C         G5
It's kinda funny, you may not realize it until
              C5   C6            G/B
Phone calls stop,      can't get laid
F5                                        C           G5
You find out where the parties were some time the next day

[Refrão]
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B|---------------------------------------| 
G|--77-7--77-7--77-7---10----------------| 
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A|--55-5--55-5--55-5----8---3--3--3--3---| 
E|---------------------------------------| 

D5                   F5
One way ticket to seclusion
         C5
Now you lose it all
D5                    F5
One way ticket to alienation
           C5
You're an inside joke
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E|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------| 
G|---------5---2------------------------| 
D|-3---5---5---2------------3---5-------| 
A|-3---5---3---0--0-2-3-----3---5-------| 
E|-1---3----------------3---1---3-------| 

F5
Is everybody supposed to be
  G5
Impressed with your ability
C5                                     A5
To make us feel less significant than you?
 F5
We're all chippin in to purchase you
G5
A one way first class ticket out of town
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[Segunda Parte]
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            C5   C6       G/B
Millions sold,       mega star
F5                                  C5         G5
There's a million assholes with ten million guitars
            C5   C6       G/B
Enjoy it now,       soon it ends
F5                                  C5         G5
Suddenly you find yourself without any friends

[Refrão]
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B|---------------------------------------| 
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D5                    F5
One way ticket to isolation
     C5
You can hang with you
D5
You've been given a citation
       F5                           C5
For excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness
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F5
Go ahead keep telling us your
 G5
15 minute stories about
C5                                     A5
What you had for breakfast and for lunch
F5
We're all chippin in for one big humble pie
 G5
We're gonna smash it in your face

F5
Go ahead tell us about your
 G5
Last week sold out concert
C5                                     A5
And how your new record's gonna top the charts
F5
We don't care about your expenses
  G5
We just wanna have a laugh at your expense

[Final]
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