What's The Matter With Kids Today

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There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
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They always listen to Mom
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They disregard civil disobedience
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They'd rather do what they should
            F         C       G
They don't drink or fuck or fight
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They all stay home and read, expand their minds

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There's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac
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They're always going to church
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They dress well and they're speaking articulate
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They show each other respect
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They're never late, don't smoke or break rules
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They all eat right, study hard and like school.
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There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood...