The Blank Husband Epidemic

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                  of Montreal - The Blank Husband Epidemic
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                        Tabbed by: gutturalguitar
                        Tuning: standard

                        The Blank Husband Epidemic(2002)
                        (Kevin Barnes)
                        From: "Aldhils Arboretum" 
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| F | A# | A | B | E |

G#                C#

my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband

A             E       G         A

who hated his job and hated his life

F#m

so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy

                  B

off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life

F#m

he couldn't silence the ever present thought

     B

"i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man"

        Emaj7

and his heart was blank

Amaj7

don't we know what blank people are good for

                      B Amaj7 B

what they are good for

G#                C#

my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband

A                 E      G          A

who just couldn't escape or catch a break

F#m

so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic

B

because he hated his bike and he hated his life

F#m

his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge

             B

he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man

        Emaj7

and his heart was blank

         Amaj7

don't we know what blank people are good for

                      B Amaj7 B

what they are good for

          E             F#m            G#m                 G

until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline

        A                A7             D7 B7

and she must have made a stunning first impression

           E              F#m            G#m                     G

because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline

       A#            Cm

but my Auntie didn't care

    F                                         A#

she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere

               A   B E

by god they're everywhere

G#                C#